Dear Daughter,
I have learnt this week that becoming friends with Bill Henson can be a dangerous thing indeed unless you like the idea of your child getting national coverage with her face and nude body splashed over every newpaper. It was discovered also that the model is a Melbournian, which means that there are many people out there who will recognise her face. Putting aside the artistic merit of nude child photography one cant help but feel like these parents have just opened this girl up to some major school bullying and sexual taunts in the coming year. Perhaps they should have thought of THAT when they were gushing over the idea of their child becoming immortalised.
Can i suggest to the parents that Guatemala is lovely this time of year.
It is a mans world they say, but im not sure this is my idea of the perfect world. I think misogynist world is the more appropriate term. You have to wonder if these same guys would find the 'art' in Bill's photos.
And finally, let art that retains its innocence speak for itself.
Damn i still feel like we havent balanced things out here, its time to bring in the big guns. The proponents of all that is good, strong and fair about the opposite sex.
Love Dad
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Bill Henson over for dinner
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Labels: art, bullying, exploitation, parenting, photography
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Smart food? Proof.
Dear Daughter,
I have spent some time in meditation over your spiritual future and after some careful googling i have found the perfect faith.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity) is the deity of a religion called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its system of beliefs, "Pastafarianism". The religion was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. Because intelligent design implies the existence of an intelligent, but not necessarily omnipotent or omniscient designer, some, like Henderson, argued that this designer could, in fact, be anything imaginable.
In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson makes a mockery of the concept of an intelligent designer by professing belief in a supernatural creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster which resembles spaghetti and meatballs.He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.
Dont believe me? Well here be the truth -
Love Dad
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Completely missed the point, sorry Ray, sorry Bruce
Dear Daughter,
Who said music was dead? Ray Lamontagne is one of the finest songwriters of our time. Timeless stuff.
I must confess that with this song i am applying the Born In The USA principle of ignoring the meaning of the song and focussing entirely on a subset of lyrics. In this case the words 'You will shelter me, and i will shelter you'.
Here is a good video representing the real meaning behind Born In The USA in which President Reagan totally misinterpreted the meaning of the song.
Love Dad
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Sunday, May 11, 2008
Busy busy lives
Life can be a series of conflicting events following each other like a freight train. You look out the window and see all these images passing you by until it becomes a meaningless collage in your head. That is why we seek out the silence, like stops before the end of the line.
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Thursday, May 8, 2008
Dream a little dream of me
Last night you woke up at 9:30 very upset. I wonder if you had a bad dream about cold milk or a world without Mummies and fingers to suck. I call out to the Viking Gods of the Dreamworld to send you peace of mind. This is their response -
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Labels: brian wilson, dreams, music